There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Rebecca Black

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

yo mama's so fat!!!

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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