How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Badgers are cool

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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