Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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i dont like chris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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