- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

mark is mark

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

baskets

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

^that joke a piece of shit

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

involved parents.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

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