You have cancer

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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