- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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