A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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