- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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