What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

I am a n1gger.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Jews

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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