If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Spell: “This word”

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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