Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

tea with milk?

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Leave her alone...

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

i dont like chris

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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