What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Stephen Walking.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

The BCS

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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