- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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