Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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