What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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