- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Penal Dysfunction

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

fack me in the ace! CC

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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