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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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I lost my tractor.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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