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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Turn around.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?