- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

An boy with ADHD walks into a

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

This one time at band camp....

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

I share two rooms with my mother.

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