Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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