A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Yes.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Neither does he.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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