- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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