A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Mark Wilson

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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