- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

do you want to hear a joke?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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