- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Hi? No!!!!!

My pet rock died.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

BOOBALANBOO

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

this girl died

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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