Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Women's rights.

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Woman's rights

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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