Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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