I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why did the dog eat poop?

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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