What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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