can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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hipsters

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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black guy graduating high school

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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