What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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pickle juice?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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