Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Nippies

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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