What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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