- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

do you want to hear a joke?

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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