- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Hi my name is Jim

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Is this where I type the joke?

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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