So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Hi my name is Jim

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Is this where I type the joke?

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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