Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Mark Wilson

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

A guy has cancer. He dies.

two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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