- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Spell: “This word”

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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