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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A man made a sandwich.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Kathy Griffin.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Kelly Clarkson

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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