- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Knock, Knock. Come In.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

WNBA

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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