- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Bloody kids ...

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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