- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Yes.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What do you call a black priest? Father

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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