- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

your father died

Badgers are cool

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

i can't stand cripple jokes

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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