- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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