Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Anti Joke

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