- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

The WNBA.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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