- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Hi my name is Jim

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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