What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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BenWuzHear

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Obamacare haters

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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