Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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woman's rights

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Samantha

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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