- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

whats 2+2? 4

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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