Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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4-4-2

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who is awesome? no one...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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this girl died

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Anti Joke

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