What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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knock, knock come in

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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.....Carrot Top....

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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