- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Today is May 18 2016.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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