- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Women's rights

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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