Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

knock knock. come in.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

An asian without a future.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Jews

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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