- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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