What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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