- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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