- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

My butt!!!!!!!!

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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