There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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