A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Thanks

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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hi corey

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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your mother hates you

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Matty B

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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