There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Chinese drivers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

I am a n1gger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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