- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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