- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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