What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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colby doesnt shave

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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ecks! why zee?

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bob saget

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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