- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

I lost my tractor.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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