"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Woman's rights

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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