- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Badgers are cool

What's funnier than 24? 25

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

your mother hates you

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

You are Nerochan right?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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