How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Black people. They are so kind.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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