- Anti Joke

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body