- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Which is longer? A rope...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

my shift key is broken1

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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